from Colonel Mustard
Speaking of getting well . . .
- Ahman insists he's healthy, but what brand of fridge was he carrying during that 70-yard run against Mizzou?
- We did better at catching passes. Now why can't we catch a punt?
- Frost's passing rating continues to improve, but the NCAA's computer must have one of those Pentium chips with the math glitch. He tried to force the ball to Holbein when he was covered like a blanket, and twice he didn't see the tight end wide open. Scott, baby, the season is now nine games old. When are you gonna snap out of it?
Unless it turns out there's something in the water in Ames, I don't expect our usual letdown up there this weekend. The offense will be working hard all week on making things click, and Troy Davis' presence will keep the defense motivated. I wouldn't be surprised to see us pull off a first for 1996 -- drum roll, please -- two first-quarter touchdowns. The worst part will be that when it's all over, we gotta wait almost two whole weeks before we can witness the butchering of the Buffaloes. Folks, that one ain't even gonna be close.
-- The Colonel