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Winging It 10:
THE ANSWERS TO LAST MONTH'S
HUSKERS ILLUSTRATED CROSSWORD
10.23.003

(With apologies to Brian Frazer)

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1. Secretive/paranoid N. Korean dictator (three words)
COACHBILLSNYDER

4. Gary Barnett has an aversion to ________
ALLTHINGSRIGHTANDGOOD

7. Excellent HuskerVision season-in-review video
AREYOUCRAZY-
THEYALLSTINK

10. Iowa State's 2003 motto
JUSTWAITTILLASTYEAR

11. Tom Osborne has three Sears __________
LAWNMOWERS

16. The Nebraska women's rifle team is traveling here this week
WHOINGODS-
NAMECARES

18. Offense wins games, but defense __________
SHOULDGETALLTHECREDIT

19. Perfect Christmas gift for Mark May
NICEREDBALLGAG

22. Nebraska's third largest city on football Saturdays
STILLBELLEVUEDUMBASS

29. Place where Husker fans carry the most weight
WAISTLINE

33. The Eyes of Texas are ___________
HAZELMAYBE

34. Harder than advanced calculus
SOLICHSHEAD

39. Opposite of "combobulated"
HUSKEROFFENSE

47. Should have won the 1995 Heisman Trophy, abbr.
T

48. Fairy tale character: "Sleeping ___________"
NEWCOMBE

50. Huskers' best game-day assets
SCARLETS

51. "In the Deed, the _________"
OHSHUTUP

58. Down in front!
SCREWYOUOLDMANITS-
AFREAKINFOOTBALLGAME

60. Best part of ESPN's Big Ten game coverage
WHENTHEBARTENDER-
CHANGESTHECHANNEL

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1. Has never won a Big 12 championship, now that you think of it
BOBDEVANEY

2. Greek God who hurls thunderbolts down at the ground
TITUS

5. 1993 Cornhusker Slogan, "We Refuse To ___________"
PLEABARGAIN

9. Always sits in Section 40, Row 67, Seat 11
THATSHRILLOLDWOMANTHAT-
LOOKSLIKEANEVILSKELETON

11. Janet Jackson song: "We are a part of the ___________ Nation"
PEDERSON

14. What patrons of The Q Bar thought Eric Crouch was in college
QUARTERBACK

15. Official designer of Oregon's new football uniforms
VILLAGEPEOPLE

18. Noise that Terry Bowden's head would make if hit with a 20-pound mallet
BLAT

19. Hebrew word "Yahweh," English spelling
JOEDAILEYJOEDAILEYJOEDAILEY

22. That girlfriend of yours who really hated Husker football
CANTRECALLHERNAME

26. Kellen Huston's punishment for striking a fan
SITTHROUGHENTIRE-
JIMBELUSHISITCOM

29. Bill Byrne's nickname
WHOINTHEHELL-
ISBILLBYRNE?

33. "We'll all ___________ in all kinds of weather ..."
SLEEPTOGETHER

34. Future of Patrick Kabongo's shoulder pads after he graduates
LOWINCOMEHOUSING

37. Most effective way to seek out and destroy Osama bin Laden
DISPATCHDEMORRIOTOPAKISTAN

38. How much a Fox Sports Net pay-per-view is worth
ABOUTABUCKFIFTY

41. Right-wing radio personality exiled from football commentary
PAVELKA

49. There is no "I" in _________
BARNEYCOTTON

50. The only one, true Husker fan
MEOFCOURSE

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