H U S K E R D A N
BARNSTORMING
WITH COL. "BIFF" BARNWELL
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DING-ALING, DING-ALING
DING-ALING!!!!!
Yes friends, it's time once again for
The Biffman, The Biffster, The Biffmeister, The Gridiron Guru, the Kernel of
Korn, the Ayatollah of Foot-a-bolla, it's the one, the only, "Biff" Barnwell
giving you all you need to know about the game, the fame and the names in
Husker football!
Yes friends, were you excited about
last week's game? Were you verklempt seeing the 800 Ex-Husker Club
parade into the Stadium? Did your heart go pitter-patter
seeing Josh Fields thrown to the turf? Did you squeal when
Rashaun Woods and Tatum Bell were shut down? Is Demorrio
Williams fast? Is Kobe in deep doo-doo?
If you answered "no" to any of these
questions, you don't have a pulse, you can't steam a mirror, even worse, you're
not a Husker Fan!
Yes friends, what about this week,
you ask? Will the Huskers play tag with the
Aggie rag doll? Will the Huskers clear the bench? Will The
Biffster's checks clear the bank?
For all the answers, don't
miss our next exciting episode starring Johnny Rodgers, Terry Rodgers, Paul
Rogers, Ginger Rogers, the LA Dodgers and Wink the Wonder kicking tee in:
"THE HUSKERS
BAG THE AGGIES"
You can email Husker Dan
at: [email protected]