H U S K E R    D A N

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS A SPECIAL SPRING FOOTBALL GAME EDITION OF HUSKER DAN!!!!

SPRING IS TIME FOR BASEBALL AND FOOTBALL AND ROMANCE.  RIGHT?WHAT BETTER TIME FOR A SPRING SONG!!!!!!

SEND THIS TO A FRIEND; SEND IT TO YOUR EX!!!!!  COPY THIS COLUMN AND TRAIN YOUR PET PARAKEET!!!  IT'S A FLOORWAX; IT'S A DESSERT TOPPING!!!!!!  IT'S BOTH!!!!!!

UN-BEE-LEEVABLE!!!!!!!!

 

 

"LET'S ALL GO TO THE SPRING GAME"

(As sung to "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME")

 

Let's all go to the Spring Game,

Let's see who's running our team,

Who is the coach of the running backs?

Who's in charge of the quarterback sacks?

 

For it's root, root, root for the coaches,

If they don't win, it's a shame.

For it's One, Two, Three "L's" you're gone,

That's the old ballgame!

 

 

Who are the all the new coaches?

Do you know them by name?

There's Downing and Sanders, Pelini, too

Albin and Williams to name just a few,

 

And it's root for ol' Barney Cotton,

If he can't coach it's a shame,

For it's One, Two, Three "L's" you're gone,

That's the old ball game!

 

Who's the guy playing Que Bee?

He's gone from 10 to a 5,

No one can blame him for changing shirts

At seven and seven it's just gotta hurt!

 

For it's root, root, root for the Huskers,

We need to crank up the flame,

For it's One, Two, Three "L's" you're gone,

That's the old ballgame!